Total Medals Earned: 421 (From 104 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,270 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the Boss!
Medals Earned: 5/6 (175/225 points)
Rescue NeNe.
Beat the game!
Rescue Darnell.
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Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/255 points)
Life after death
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Defeat the final boss.
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 7/14 (50/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Get to the flag when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 3/17 (30/480 points)
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Get killed by a zombie.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 6/13 (95/450 points)
Finish the tutorial.
Enter a rift.
Finish the first level for each character.
Finish Mell's story.
Finish Fuzor's story.
Finish Naaij's story.
Find the incomplete area.
Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
Get a gold in all Naaij levels.
Medals Earned: 3/8 (175/500 points)
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/170 points)
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 1 Easy
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 2 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 1 Hard
90% Kill and 90% Gold Level 3 Easy
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 2 Hard
100% Kill and 100% Gold Level 3 Hard
Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
